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Offline Kiorein

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Zesty Quotes
« on: December 24, 2013, 05:47:53 pm »
Nominate your favorite quotes today!*

*: nominations are meaningless?


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[12/23/2013 8:06:30 PM] Khris Khrengle: Today I figured out I'm half orca
[12/23/2013 8:07:11 PM] Dr.Iron: what
[12/23/2013 8:08:10 PM] Khris Khrengle: Yeah
[12/23/2013 8:08:13 PM] Khris Khrengle: Half orca
[12/23/2013 8:08:25 PM] Khris Khrengle: ya know that aquatic mammal?
[12/23/2013 8:09:04 PM] Khris Khrengle: It was kinda like that one scene in the Percy Jackson movie
[12/23/2013 8:09:07 PM] Christmason: Khrene is a furry
[12/23/2013 8:09:23 PM] Khris Khrengle: Where Percy felt more comfortable in the water
[12/23/2013 8:09:26 PM] Khris Khrengle: Well no
[12/23/2013 8:10:08 PM | Edited 8:12:09 PM] Khris Khrengle: Furries attribute themselves to certain animals, forming deep bonds with those animals and potently those connections may turn sexual in nature
[12/23/2013 8:10:20 PM] Khris Khrengle: I am the result of such sexual connections
[12/23/2013 8:10:33 PM] Khris Khrengle: I am flawless
[12/23/2013 8:24:40 PM] Srolette Isabella is in awe
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2014, 01:08:41 pm »
"look at the great abundance of quotes in this thread" - nobody
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2014, 09:56:53 pm »
[9:49:57 PM] stair masters: then why didnt anyone psot any quotes

What a funny guy!
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 02:12:41 am »
[2:11:24 AM] stair masters: goatse is from like the late 90s
[2:11:32 AM] stair masters: i dont think Bowsers were a thing back then\
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2014, 04:13:38 am »
Stairmaster:
GOD DEMMIT I WANTED THE WHOLE ALPHABET IN FUCKING ORDER YOU FUCKIGN DUMBASSES.

FUCKFUCKFUCK
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2014, 06:36:13 am »
Kiorein: Go home or no candy
SongSing: Shut up you're not my true father
Kiorein: I'm the closest thing you've got
SongSing: I wish you were stair
Kiorein: Wow stair walked out on you
SongSing: Wow he was just kidding
Kiorein: He was gone for years
SongSing: That's what made it funny
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2014, 06:57:21 am »
[5:54:19 AM] Kio: it was there
[5:54:25 AM] Kio: and i started drinking it
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 11:56:58 am »
[4/8/2014 9:27:17 PM] Kio: I slept all day
[4/8/2014 9:27:29 PM] Kio: The low point was when my uncle kept telling his dog to "come here"
[4/8/2014 10:20:11 PM] Khrene: At least he didn't throw a spear on a rope at the dog and then upper cut it
[4/8/2014 10:46:19 PM] Kio: yeah
[4/8/2014 10:46:25 PM] Kio: that would have been even noisier
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2014, 08:48:41 am »
[4/20/2014 11:54:43 PM] stair masters: ok
[4/20/2014 11:54:45 PM] stair masters: theres a guard
[4/20/2014 11:54:51 PM] stair masters: just laying there in the yard
[4/20/2014 11:54:57 PM] stair masters: he is seriously injured
[4/20/2014 11:55:02 PM] stair masters: but cant get to the infirmary
[4/20/2014 11:55:04 PM] stair masters: because hes injured
[12:00:43 AM] Pregga: well
[12:00:45 AM] Pregga: get someone to help him
[12:00:58 AM] stair masters: i fired him
[12:02:42 AM] Pregga: wh
[12:02:43 AM] Pregga: what
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2014, 05:24:53 pm »
[2:17:34 PM] stairmaster: play it by ear
[2:17:49 PM] stairmaster: im sure it will solve itself
[2:18:17 PM] SongSing: words stair has lived his life by
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2014, 05:27:34 pm »
Stairmaster: come up with some cool last words for me
Swanson: "I always hated Kio the most" - Stairmaster
Stairmaster: i won't be around to contest it
Kio: Stair
Kio: Hang in there buddy
Stairmaster crumbles to dust
Kio: You never listen to me
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2014, 08:07:42 am »
[7:01:09 AM] Kio: Kio hands you a gallon of root beer
[7:01:16 AM] Kio: drink
[7:01:24 AM] SongSing: what?!
[7:01:32 AM] Kio: drink it
[7:01:42 AM] Kio: all of it
[7:01:46 AM] SongSing: i don't think i can do that...
[7:01:56 AM] SongSing: i mean, i don't even really LIKE root beer
[7:02:00 AM] Kio: Kio removes the safety from the gun
[7:02:16 AM] Kio: i'm not asking
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2014, 02:32:21 am »
"Always keep a quadrant open." - Thaddeus Bronson
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2014, 01:32:19 am »
[10:28:10 PM] stair masters: the simpsons is gonna be like
[10:28:16 PM] stair masters: the huck finn or tom swayer of our times
[10:28:35 PM] stair masters: like the one work everyone thinks of when it comes to millenial america
[10:28:52 PM] Kio: not luigi's mansion?
[10:29:16 PM] stair masters: luigis mansion is a game
[10:29:20 PM] stair masters: for the post 9/11 world
[10:30:05 PM] Kio: also
[10:30:07 PM] Kio: the terrorists won
[10:30:19 PM] stair masters: yeah
[10:30:23 PM] stair masters: that was the message of luigis mansion
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Re: Zesty Quotes
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2014, 03:02:11 pm »
[11:50:51 AM] Kio: i wanted to be a cop when i was like 5
[11:50:52 AM] Kio: but i got over that
[11:51:01 AM] Swanson: After he watched The Wire
[11:51:10 AM] Swanson: Kio decided drug dealing was much cooler
[11:51:22 AM] Kio: I didn't just
[11:51:23 AM] Kio: decide that
[11:51:28 AM] Kio: it's just reality
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