Zesty Quotes

[SongSing]

[4:30:49 AM] Kio: im pretty straight
[4:30:59 AM] son: son holds up a picture of a dick
[4:31:08 AM] son: Look it in the eyes
[4:31:09 AM] Kio: why do you have that
[4:31:14 AM] son: And say you're straight
[4:31:24 AM] Kio: song why are you carrying that around
[4:31:27 AM] son: I-I don't have to answer that
[4:31:34 AM] Kio: Kio looks at the picture
[4:31:36 AM] Kio: im straight
[4:31:42 AM] Kio: why did you
[4:31:43 AM] Kio: draw eyes on it
[4:31:46 AM] Kio: song this is weird
[4:31:57 AM] son: Uhh this.. Never happened??
[4:32:01 AM] son: son runs
[4:32:09 AM] Kio: Kio writes in his journal
[4:32:21 AM] Kio: 6/6/2014
[4:32:22 AM] Kio: songs Bowser

[SongSing]

[8:36:14 PM] PUP: what are you doing
[8:36:28 PM] Kiorein: my dad

but what we didn't know was
wavy is Bowser

[Kiorein]

Don't post quotes with the context completely removed it's Bowser

[starmaster]

i'm Bowser

[pup]

[6/18/2014 12:01:38 AM] Kio: uso
[6/18/2014 12:01:40 AM] Kio: tell your sister
[6/18/2014 12:01:42 AM] Kio: to call me
[6/18/2014 12:01:53 AM] Becca: She has a gf
[6/18/2014 12:01:58 AM] Kio: dam
[6/18/2014 12:01:58 AM] PUP: is it hannah
[6/18/2014 12:02:03 AM] Becca: ye
[6/18/2014 12:02:05 AM] PUP: h0t
[6/18/2014 12:02:09 AM] stair masters: uso
[6/18/2014 12:02:10 AM] Becca: pup don't
[6/18/2014 12:02:11 AM] stair masters: tell your sister
[6/18/2014 12:02:12 AM] stair masters: and her gf
[6/18/2014 12:02:14 AM] stair masters: to call me
[6/18/2014 12:02:18 AM] Becca: lol
[6/18/2014 12:02:20 AM] PUP: haahhahaha
[6/18/2014 12:02:21 AM] Becca: got it
[6/18/2014 12:02:24 AM] Kio: lol

[Kiorein]

[6:02:20 PM] Kiorein: no no
[6:02:25 PM] Kiorein: birthday of guy who ruins d&d
[6:02:47 PM] Srol: It's not my birthday ...
[6:03:03 PM] Kiorein: It is now
[6:03:04 PM] stairmaster: no
[6:03:13 PM] stairmaster: srol wasnt born he was built
[6:04:03 PM] Srol: I was born in a crossfire hurricane
[6:04:44 PM] stairmaster: srol was forged by magicians red
[6:05:01 PM] Srol: Oh I see
[6:05:06 PM] Srol: It's an 8 Bit Theater joke
[6:05:20 PM] Srol: Because we were talking about D&D
[6:05:28 PM] Srol: and Red Mage thought the world was D&D

[Kiorein]

[4:51:17 PM] stairmaster: when is the next best time for a movie night
[5:00:19 PM] Geo: my cock o'clock
[5:00:21 PM] Geo: ohhhhhh shit
[5:06:42 PM] Geo: haha
[5:06:44 PM] Geo: yeah
[5:06:46 PM] Geo: you got told
[5:11:27 PM] stairmaster looks serious
[5:11:34 PM] stairmaster: you'll be hearing from my attorney

[SongSing]

[8:02:06 PM] Shadow Connor: Seven tacos is truly a mighty panacea
[8:02:26 PM] Shadow Connor: Legends say eight tacos could raise the dead
[8:03:56 PM] Pregga: is that what they're calling diarrhea now

[SongSing]

[8:15:20 PM] stair: srol i heard you don't like black people
[8:16:34 PM] Srol: I don't like black people
[8:16:36 PM] Srol: I love them
[8:16:53 PM] Kiorein blushes

[Kiorein]

Kiorein says (1:16 PM):
Hey
Kiorein says (1:16 PM):
Look how convenient this group chat thing is
Kiorein says (1:17 PM):
Too bad stair isn't using WLM
Khrene says (1:17 PM):
Yeah
Khrene says (1:17 PM):
Too bad because Im gonna give out all my paswords and credit card numbers right here right now

[Kiorein]

[1:37:11 PM] Pregga: i posted a link about american comic book shit
[1:37:17 PM] Pregga: can i join your guyses club now
[1:39:48 PM] Swanson: No
[1:40:07 PM] Swanson: Swanson points to sign that reads "No Preggas Allowed"
[1:45:28 PM] Pregga: fuck!!
[1:45:31 PM] Pregga: why did i ever put up that sign

[starmaster]

[9:21:47 PM] Pregga: I liked the nazis

[Srol]

[12:00:38 AM] stabmaster: do you ever have a moment
[12:00:40 AM] stabmaster: -of like
[12:00:41 AM] stabmaster: sudden reality
[12:00:47 AM] stabmaster: where you realize the room doesnt make very much sense
[12:01:35 AM] Swanula: Everytime I watch it

[SongSing]

[8:45:29 PM] stabmaster: sometimes i wonder what it'd be like to be held in dr.robotniks strong arms

[Pregga Zexas]

[1:36:15 AM] Pumpkio: he apparently bought the house with the pool
[1:36:18 AM] Pumpkio: after some riots
[1:36:33 AM] Pumpkio: and the white people living there moved out
[1:36:41 AM] stabmaster: yeah
[1:36:46 AM] stabmaster: movin on up in the world
[1:37:09 AM] stabmaster: america does work
[1:37:16 AM] Scroll: Well
[1:37:22 AM] Scroll: Put an asterisk next to that
[1:37:24 AM] Scroll: that says
[1:37:29 AM] Scroll: (not including Stairmaster)
[1:37:42 AM] Scroll: That was a mean joke, I apologize
[1:38:08 AM] Pregghoul: are you gonna take that stair
[1:38:14 AM] Pregghoul: or are you gonna buy a plane ticket and kick his ass
[1:38:18 AM] Pregghoul: after the plane ride to his location
[1:38:26 AM] stabmaster: im going to ask srol kindly
[1:38:31 AM] stabmaster: to buy me a plane ticket to his location
[1:38:35 AM] stabmaster: so i can kick his ass