Shadow Infenety – Volume 4

— I The Time After The Time — Shadow put a red rose on the grave of Sonic, Tails, Espio, Knuckles, Rogue and Cream and a tear went flying out his eye and landed on the grass on the groud which was near and on top of the bury place. Then he dropped a bag […]

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Shadow Infenety – Volume 3

Shadow has to try to solve the mystery of the bad guy and people have to be killed

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Constable Dogginton and Inspector Cogswealth in The Case of the Missing Fucks

Constable Dogginton and Inspector Cogswealth in The Case of the Missing Fucks

Constable Dogginton and Inspector Cogswealth in The Case of the Missing Fucks It was a sunny day in the city of Animal Town. A day like any other Saturwednesday. Constable Doggintgon, a stout bulldog with a broad mustache, was patrolling the streets. With him was as always was Inspector Cogswealth, a tall ferret in a […]

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I’m sorry I don’t know what this is

I’m sorry I don’t know what this is

SWANSON: Howdy there, boys. This is Swanson, your Flight Wing Supercommander. KIO: Swanson, why do you get to be the Supercommander? SWANSON: Kio, last time you were Supercommander, everyone Superdied. KIO: Well I’m Supersorry, okay? STAIRMASTER: Heyit’smeStairmaster, your Flight Suppercommander! KIO: Good, I’m Superhungry. SWANSON: There’ll be plenty of time for stuffing our fat faces […]

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Shadow Infenety – Volume 2

shadow becomes a good guy and fights the bad guy named Darky

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Gabbin’ With the Godking

In the distant future lies the city-state of Stairopolis ruled by the jovial Godking, Stairmaster each week he holds a town hall meeting for his cherished citizens hosted by Secretary of Beverages, Swanson and Secretary of the People, Kiorein. Together, they discuss the issues plaguing the people and look for practical solutions to their plights. […]

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Why Black Lives Matter is Definitely 100% Legit Just Like the KKK

I’m here to tell you why it totally is a hate group for reals, fam.

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Explaining Our Flat Earth

The Earth is clearly flat like a pancake with water instead of syrup. I’ll show you why.

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DR. TELLURIUM DEALS LISTING OF 12/23/2085

ColdSummer is almost over so heat things up with the latest Dr.Tellurium DeINPUT ERROR: INVALID DATE SPECIFIED

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DR. GOLD CONCEDES PRESIDENCY

DR. GOLD has lost the ELECTION BATTLE but has won the DEALS WAR!

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DR. GOLD’S WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX

Learn about DR. GOLD’S best deal yet!

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Could you be a train?

Find out if you’re a train.

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Bless the meme: Harbinger of culture

Bless the meme: Harbinger of culture

You can’t spell meme without ME so it can’t be that bad because I’m great.

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Zesty Aroma welcomes its third visitor

It was a riot in the streets of Zesty Aroma’s Current Location today when the third visitor to this proud result of zoning misconduct was spotted on the horizon. “The bells! THE BELLS!” shouted resident pointless fury Pregga Zexas from the rooftops of Saint GT Abbey as he furiously rang the bells. “It was crazy […]

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Why are all memses are bad

I am Shadowfan here to teach you of memes

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DR. GOLD is running for PRESIDENT!

DR. GOLD has an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!

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The 5 Best Sounds to Make When Eating

In this Post Request, we learn about the best sounds to make when eating.

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Alaska, I’ll ask ya, get me outta here! Scrauglin’ with Pete Offalburger

Why did I go to Alaska? Wait, no, that’s the wrong … waddaya … question. Let me start over. How did I go to Alaska? I don’t want to give you too much of a peak behind the curtain lest you get a full eyehold of my vastness (look but don’t touch fellas), but things […]

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Scraugglin’ Accross America with Pete Offalburger: A Travelogue

Hi, I’m Pete Offalburger. For years, you’ve put your eyes to the ole’ television cuber to watch my shows including “Yes, I will eat it”” “Yes, I will eat it 2: Is it a sandwich?” and “Yes, I will eat it 3: This is where I die, right here, with all America watching, oh Lord, […]

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Gordo is here

Gordo has arrived.

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Review: Virtues of Friendship

I review the various virtues relating to friendship.

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