Constable Dogginton and Inspector Cogswealth in The Case of the Missing Fucks It was a sunny day in the city of Animal Town. A day like any other Saturwednesday. Constable Doggintgon, a stout bulldog with a broad mustache, was patrolling the streets. With him was as always was Inspector Cogswealth, a tall ferret in a […]
Read MoreSWANSON: Howdy there, boys. This is Swanson, your Flight Wing Supercommander. KIO: Swanson, why do you get to be the Supercommander? SWANSON: Kio, last time you were Supercommander, everyone Superdied. KIO: Well I’m Supersorry, okay? STAIRMASTER: Heyit’smeStairmaster, your Flight Suppercommander! KIO: Good, I’m Superhungry. SWANSON: There’ll be plenty of time for stuffing our fat faces […]
Read MoreIt was a riot in the streets of Zesty Aroma’s Current Location today when the third visitor to this proud result of zoning misconduct was spotted on the horizon. “The bells! THE BELLS!” shouted resident pointless fury Pregga Zexas from the rooftops of Saint GT Abbey as he furiously rang the bells. “It was crazy […]
Read MoreAlien Isolation? More like Alien Big Piece of Shit! No wait… Alien IsoGAYtion! There we go alien isolation is about the isolation a lesbian feels in a CIS hetero male space world she spends the whole game looking for her sexy lesbian mom, Sigourney Weaver, for some reverse gay version of that Oedipal business everything […]
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Read MoreForsooth, yon flower Why dost thou sit so lonely upon the windowsill? Mayhaps ‘Twer uprooted, and yea, A fellow did place thee, For his filly, Into a rustic pot, perchance vase, To sit, And molt, Upon the carpet, O, Yon Flower, This fucking mess, you have made How long have you sat there, I do […]
Read MoreThe riveting tale of a man who learns to love his wife so that their son will pass his exams.
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