It is time for some exciting DR. GOLD news! DR. GOLD has now declared his candidacy for the 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!
Get ready to send CASH and VOTES to DR. GOLD!
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DR. GOLD has REALIZED that the BEST WAY to provide GREAT DEALS IN YOUR AREA is to be PRESIDENT of YOUR AREA! With DR. GOLD in charge, he can provide THE ULTIMATE DEALS OFFERINGS! DR. GOLD is EXCITED to announce his bid for the U.S. PRESIDENCY! Forget the “New Deal” DR. GOLD will provide the GREAT DEAL!
DR. GOLD will be the GREATEST PRESIDENT in HISTORY and be remembered for having THE BEST DEALS! AMERICA will get all the BEST COUNTRY DEALS and DOMINATE ALL GLOBAL MARKETS with DR. GOLD CERTIFIED DEALS!!! Send VOTES and CASH to DR. GOLD now to see this happen!
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DR. GOLD’s platform is YET ANOTHER DR. GOLD DEAL! With enough CASH, you can decide DR. GOLD’s POLICIES!!! This is the ultimate DEAL and the ultimate INVESTMENT! Just send CASH to DR. GOLD and DR. GOLD will GUARANTEE POLITICAL SATISFACTION! ANY AGENDA, ANY GOAL will be ADVANCED by DR. GOLD with enough CASH. Don’t MISS OUT! Be the first to send DR. GOLD CASH!
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LIMITLESS! DR. GOLD offers the following DR. GOLD PREMIUM PRESIDENTIAL SERVICES for a RELATIVELY SMALL AMOUNT OF CASH:
- DR. GOLD CRONY APPOINTMENTS
- DR. GOLD CASH BAILOUT
- DR. GOLD WAR DECLARATION
- DR. GOLD LEGISLATION
- DR. GOLD ELECTION OUTCOME MODIFICATION
These deals are UNAVAILABLE if DR. GOLD does not become PRESIDENT. Send CASH to Dr. GOLD to assure his VICTORY!
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ABSOLUTELY! DR. GOLD understands AMERICA and can be the AMAZING GOLDEN CHANGE that it needs! The American people love DEALS and they will love DR. GOLD! But DR. GOLD needs CASH to win! Anything GREAT requires GREAT CASH! With DR. GOLD there will be NO MORE BAD DEALS! Only GREAT DEALS with DR. GOLD!
Send CASH and VOTES to DR. GOLD!