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Why Black Lives Matter is Definitely 100% Legit Just Like the KKK
I’m here to tell you why it totally is a hate group for reals, fam.
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Explaining Our Flat Earth
The Earth is clearly flat like a pancake with water instead of syrup. I’ll show you why.
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DR. TELLURIUM DEALS LISTING OF 12/23/2085
ColdSummer is almost over so heat things up with the latest Dr.Tellurium DeINPUT ERROR: INVALID DATE SPECIFIED
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The 5 Best Sounds to Make When Eating
In this Post Request, we learn about the best sounds to make when eating.
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Alaska, I’ll ask ya, get me outta here! Scrauglin’ with Pete Offalburger
Why did I go to Alaska? Wait, no, that’s the wrong … waddaya … question. Let me start over. How did I go to Alaska? I don’t want to give you too much of a peak behind the curtain lest you get a full eyehold of my vastness (look but don’t touch fellas), but things […]
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Scraugglin’ Accross America with Pete Offalburger: A Travelogue
Hi, I’m Pete Offalburger. For years, you’ve put your eyes to the ole’ television cuber to watch my shows including “Yes, I will eat it”” “Yes, I will eat it 2: Is it a sandwich?” and “Yes, I will eat it 3: This is where I die, right here, with all America watching, oh Lord, […]
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How To: Tell If You’re Just Spiders
Find out how to know if you’re actually a bunch of spiders.
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Top 5 Tips for Surviving Valentine’s Day
Learn some amazing ways to survive the harrowing holiday known as Valentine’s Day!
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Summer Sausage?
Zesty Aroma is going deep undercover to find out the scoop on summer sausage.
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Cooking with Heat: Chili
I’m pourin beer in my chili, because it’s better than drinking alone.
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8 Ways to Improve Your Trip to the Battlepit.
YOU MUST CAST AWAY YOUR FEELINGS BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR JAVELINS AS WELL
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We are going to run out of wind and it will be your fault
Has this happened to you lately? You’re just walking down the street, enjoying a can of soda. Finish the soda, just throw it on the ground. Who gives a crap, not your ground. Then some treehugger comes up to you and starts giving you the old nag-around about how you’re destroying the planet. I hope […]
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Preditor: Bad Husband, Lazy Wife
The riveting tale of a man who learns to love his wife so that their son will pass his exams.
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