DR. GOLD regrets to announce that he will be CONCEDING the UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY. It has been a LUCRATIVE and ENLIGHTENING campaign, but as of today, DR. GOLD has REALIZED that VICTORY has not been achieved.
DR. GOLD would like to EXTEND his thanks to his many SUPPORTERS who sent CASH. Supporters who did NOT send CASH will NOT receive THANKS unless they send CASH IMMEDIATELY.
DR. GOLD would also like to take this time to detail THE POLITICAL FUTURE OF DR. GOLD and make some COMMENTS about the results of the ELECTION as well as some GREAT DR. GOLD DEALS IN YOUR AREA! Send CASH to DR. GOLD!
The WINNER, Donald J. Trump has NARROWLY defeated DR. GOLD. This SHAMEFUL and DEVASTATING result spells HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE times for AMERICA.
Donald J. Trump is a SCAM ARTIST CON MAN quite unlike DR. GOLD! He has amassed a massive amount of STOLEN SCAMMED CASH from the American people. He is not to be TRUSTED like DR. GOLD. DR. GOLD is TRUSTED SOURCE IN FIELD while DONALD TRUMP is UNTRUSTED SOURCE IN FIELD.
The IGNORANCE of the American people DISAPPOINTS DR. GOLD. Are they not aware of the amazing DEALS DR. GOLD can offer? DR. GOLD’S MONEY DOUBLING SERVICE alone would REVITALIZE THE ECONOMY! Trump has NO SUCH DEAL! It’s a no-brainer!
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DR. GOLD is not RULING OUT a possibility of a 2020 run. As HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 perhaps America will REALIZE ITS MISTAKE and elect DR. GOLD for U.S. PRESIDENT IN 2020!
If DR. GOLD gets enough CASH he will run again! Partake in some amazing DR. GOLD deals to help FUND DR. GOLD’S political ambitions!
While DR. GOLD’s candidacy is not yet confirmed, every person should DONATE to the DR. GOLD PAC. DR. GOLD is building a WAR CHEST to CRUSH his political enemies with CASH! Send CASH to DR. GOLD! Always accepting donations from LARGE CORPORATIONS!
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Stay tuned for more DEALS and an ARTICLE about DR. GOLD’s support for the GOLD STANDARD and GIVING ALL THE GOLD TO DR. GOLD!
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