Author: kio
Why Black Lives Matter is Definitely 100% Legit Just Like the KKK
I’m here to tell you why it totally is a hate group for reals, fam.
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Explaining Our Flat Earth
The Earth is clearly flat like a pancake with water instead of syrup. I’ll show you why.
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DR. GOLD CONCEDES PRESIDENCY
DR. GOLD has lost the ELECTION BATTLE but has won the DEALS WAR!
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BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake Caused by Strongest Man in the Universe
Today, Wavy, the strongest man in the universe caused an earthquake with his powerful fist! His mighty punch caused a magnitude 15 earthquake that shook the entire planet, destroying countless cities and putting the world’s nations into a panic. “What a guy! I’d love to spar with him!” ~ Goku
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Top 5 Ways to Get Away With Speeding that Cops Don’t Know About
Learn how to avoid getting busted for speeding by the cops!
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How To: Tell If You’re Just Spiders
Find out how to know if you’re actually a bunch of spiders.
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Top 5 Tips for Surviving Valentine’s Day
Learn some amazing ways to survive the harrowing holiday known as Valentine’s Day!
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Top 6 Ways to Fake Your Own Death
Learn the freshest, hippest ways to convince the world that you’ve died!
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Welcome to Zesty Aroma
I bet you smell something good cooking up! It’s our tasty blood soup. Blood! 🙂
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