Author: kio

Why Black Lives Matter is Definitely 100% Legit Just Like the KKK

I’m here to tell you why it totally is a hate group for reals, fam.

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Explaining Our Flat Earth

The Earth is clearly flat like a pancake with water instead of syrup. I’ll show you why.

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DR. GOLD CONCEDES PRESIDENCY

DR. GOLD has lost the ELECTION BATTLE but has won the DEALS WAR!

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DR. GOLD’S WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX

Learn about DR. GOLD’S best deal yet!

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Could you be a train?

Find out if you’re a train.

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DR. GOLD is running for PRESIDENT!

DR. GOLD has an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!

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Review: Virtues of Friendship

I review the various virtues relating to friendship.

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BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake Caused by Strongest Man in the Universe

BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake Caused by Strongest Man in the Universe

Today, Wavy, the strongest man in the universe caused an earthquake with his powerful fist! His mighty punch caused a magnitude 15 earthquake that shook the entire planet, destroying countless┬ácities and putting the world’s nations into a panic. “What a guy! I’d love to spar with him!” ~ Goku  

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Top 5 Ways to Get Away With Speeding that Cops Don’t Know About

Learn how to avoid getting busted for speeding by the cops!

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DR. GOLD INSURANCE

Learn about DR. GOLD insurance here!

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How To: Tell If You’re Just Spiders

Find out how to know if you’re actually a bunch of spiders.

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Top 5 Tips for Surviving Valentine’s Day

Learn some amazing ways to survive the harrowing holiday known as Valentine’s Day!

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Top 5 Coolest Crimes

Find out which crimes are the coolest with this excellent article!

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Top 6 Ways to Fake Your Own Death

Learn the freshest, hippest ways to convince the world that you’ve died!

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DR. GOLD DEALS EVENT 2014

A BRAND NEW DEAL EVENT HAS STARTED THANKS TO DR. GOLD

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The Americans Saver ~ Preview

A great story by Shadowfan0X90

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Welcome to Zesty Aroma

Welcome to Zesty Aroma

I bet you smell something good cooking up! It’s our tasty blood soup. Blood! ­čÖé

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