Do you have DESIRES? Fantastical HOPES and DREAMS that you could never hope to ACHIEVE? DR. GOLD CAN HELP!
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The DR. GOLD WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX can get you ANYTHING! You just have to find it! If you locate the JUKEBOX, simply insert CASH and WAIT. The catchy DR. GOLD THEME will play and all you have to do is SING your wish along with the tune!
It will be granted GUARANTEED! This JUKEBOX has the DR. GOLD CASH GOLDEN GUARANTEE!!!
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The DR. GOLD WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX is designed to make you HAPPY and not to teach a LESSON. There will be no UNINTENDED DRAWBACK to your WISH and you will have a GREAT TIME.
DR.GOLD’S WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX features AUTOMATIC WISH CORRECTION. If you wish for the ability to turn EVERYTHING you touch into CASH, the WISH will AUTOMATICALLY EXCLUDE things you don’t want to turn into CASH! Enjoy embracing LOVED ONES without turning them into CASH!
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You may be asking “How do I locate this jukebox and insert CASH?” NO PROBLEM! Just send CASH to DR. GOLD and you will receive the DR. GOLD MAP that will help you locate the DR. GOLD WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX!
The map will lead you to a MYSTERIOUS ABANDONED BUILDING where the DR. GOLD WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX glows with a BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN LIGHT. You will be drawn to the JUKEBOX and enticed to insert CASH!
I wished EVERYTHING I TOUCHED TURNED TO CASH! Now I’m LOADED! And I can still embrace my LOVED ONES! Great deal, DR. GOLD! This is the best INVESTMENT ever!
I wished all my ENEMIES died, and they did! I couldn’t believe my EYES! Thanks DR. GOLD for your WISH GRANTING JUKEBOX!
I wished for WORLD DOMINATION and now I’m the SECRET KING of the world! All thanks to DR. GOLD, I can now rule from the shadows and control everything! I’ve never seen a better use for CASH!
~ Jeremy Rogers
I wished for UNLIMITED TOTINO’S® PIZZA ROLLS! Now I’ll never go hungry! Thank you DR. GOLD for your GREAT DEALS! Everyone should send CASH to DR. GOLD!
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DR. GOLD is excited to offer this and MANY OTHER GREAT DEALS IN YOUR AREA! DR. GOLD is TRUSTED source in field and is always finding new ways to earn your CASH!
DR. GOLD is just getting started, stay tuned for new amazing DR. GOLD deals! Send CASH to DR. GOLD!