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Bless the meme: Harbinger of culture

You can’t spell meme without ME so it can’t be that bad because I’m great.

Alaska, I’ll ask ya, get me outta here! Scrauglin’ with Pete Offalburger

Why did I go to Alaska? Wait, no, that’s the wrong … waddaya … question. Let me start over. How did I go to Alaska? I don’t want to give you too much of a peak behind the curtain lest you get a full eyehold of my vastness (look but don’t touch fellas), but things […]

Scraugglin’ Accross America with Pete Offalburger: A Travelogue

Hi, I’m Pete Offalburger. For years, you’ve put your eyes to the ole’ television cuber to watch my shows including “Yes, I will eat it”” “Yes, I will eat it 2: Is it a sandwich?” and “Yes, I will eat it 3: This is where I die, right here, with all America watching, oh Lord, […]

We are going to run out of wind and it will be your fault

Has this happened to you lately? You’re just walking down the street, enjoying a can of soda. Finish the soda, just throw it on the ground. Who gives a crap, not your ground. Then some treehugger comes up to you and starts giving you the old nag-around about how you’re destroying the planet. I hope […]

The original sin of keyboards and pants

There’s a great app for Android cell phones called 8pen. That’s right, we’re talking about apps now. The idea behind it is that it’s a stupid idea to try and compress a giant keyboard onto a small cell phone screen. Instead, the entire experience should be redesigned to fit the new situation’s design requirements, namely […]