Swanson’s Entertainment Roundup: November 8-14th, 2014

Dr. Doom becomes a blogger, Duck Dynasty gets a musical, and more in this week’s Roundup!

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Swanson’s Entertainment Roundup: November 1-7th, 2014

Toy Story gets another sequel, Jay Leno returns to late night, and more on this week’s Roundup!

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Swanson’s Entertainment Roundup: October 25-31st, 2014

Cartoon Network come out of, then goes back into, the closet, Marvel plans out the next 5 years of big Hollywood blockbusters, and more on this week’s edition of the Roundup!

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Summer Sausage?

Zesty Aroma is going deep undercover to find out the scoop on summer sausage.

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Endless Shrimp

“Now we are all sons of bitches.”
~Kenneth Bainbridge, upon witnessing the world’s first endless shrimp

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Swanson’s Entertainment Roundup: October 18-24th, 2014

Swanson’s Entertainment Roundup: October 18-24th, 2014

Walter White deals with a distribution stoppage, The Simpsons get sued, and more in this week’s round-up of entertainment goodness!

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DR. GOLD DEALS EVENT 2014

A BRAND NEW DEAL EVENT HAS STARTED THANKS TO DR. GOLD

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Cooking with Heat: Chili

I’m pourin beer in my chili, because it’s better than drinking alone.

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Cooking with Heat: Oven Chicken

99 cent a pound ain’t a bad price.

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the red is blood and the tan is sand

A Preview of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Zesty has the hot scoop on this 2009 release.

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8 Ways to Improve Your Trip to the Battlepit.

YOU MUST CAST AWAY YOUR FEELINGS BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR JAVELINS AS WELL

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We are going to run out of wind and it will be your fault

Has this happened to you lately? You’re just walking down the street, enjoying a can of soda. Finish the soda, just throw it on the ground. Who gives a crap, not your ground. Then some treehugger comes up to you and starts giving you the old nag-around about how you’re destroying the planet. I hope […]

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The original sin of keyboards and pants

There’s a great app for Android cell phones called 8pen. That’s right, we’re talking about apps now. The idea behind it is that it’s a stupid idea to try and compress a giant keyboard onto a small cell phone screen. Instead, the entire experience should be redesigned to fit the new situation’s design requirements, namely […]

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Zesty Undercover: Hang Onto Yourself

Zesty Undercover: Hang Onto Yourself

I begin my descent into madness.

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Zesty Undercover: An Overview

An overview of the dangerous journey I intend to embark on.

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Shadow Infenety Volume 1

Shadow fights people and kills people on an adventure

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Pregga’s Perusal: Enemy Front

Pregga’s Perusal: Enemy Front

Why does Pregga love this game so much? Read more to find out!

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Pregga’s Poetry: The Loneliest Flower

Pregga’s Poetry: The Loneliest Flower

Forsooth, yon flower Why dost thou sit so lonely upon the windowsill? Mayhaps ‘Twer uprooted, and yea, A fellow did place thee, For his filly, Into a rustic pot, perchance vase, To sit, And molt, Upon the carpet, O, Yon Flower, This fucking mess, you have made How long have you sat there, I do […]

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Pilot Season: MASH

Welcome to Pilot Season, the, hopefully, recurring series where we take a look a various TV show pilots and see how they compare to the rest of the series. Today we’re going to cover one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, MASH. I’ve seen bits and pieces of the pilot for MASH over the […]

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Do it

Preditor: Bad Husband, Lazy Wife

The riveting tale of a man who learns to love his wife so that their son will pass his exams.

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Nintendo 3DS XL

They don’t call me “Hot Scoops” for nothing.

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